so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you
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Sometimes you’re gonna see a really stupid post and you’re gonna have to keep your mouth shut online but you can always say “Shut the fuck up dumb fuck” out loud, they can’t hear you when you do that.
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